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Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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harrystears:

i was on the computer in the dark and i heard something next to me so i look down and my DAD IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES STARING AT ME IN THE DARK I SCREAMED SO LOUD HE CRAWLED ACROSS THE WHOLE ROOM ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES JUST TO SCARE ME I ALMOST DIED

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sexualfavours:

me fail english? thats unpossible

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envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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